Yes, these last couple of posts have been a little bit angry. So I'm just warning you that if your looking for my blog to be sunshine and popsicles, puppies, rainbows and furry kittens, you might want to skip ahead to a couple weeks or so down the road to a less angry style of my blogging. However, I'm not making any promises, we'll have to see. Back to the cutting. I'm not a cutter, nor have I ever cut anyone, let's just make that really clear. Yes, I did get into a few small fights when I was younger but HELLO, they were just with my sibling and that really doesn't count. I'm not really a scrapper either, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. NOTHING brings out my need to go all gangster and use words like "cut you" more that someone messing with my kiddos. I'm not super mom, and I have made some mistakes along the way, but I'm also not a rookie. OK you get the point. So I'm just gonna break this down for you all one hilarious step at a time. Recently, Mr. No has decided that he is just going to you know "couch surf" on different people's couches until he finds somewhere that feels right for him..No, it gets better. He then proceeds to tell me that he will be staying in his friends basement, basically a dark closet with one small window, on his weekends that he is "supposed" to be taking care of our baby...Who mind you is barely over a year. Now he has decided that in the "pursuit of happiness" it's completely cool to move in with some random chick and expose my child to this!! I hope he finds happiness, I truly do. However, am I really being crazy or is stability overrated? Anyway, the best way to handle this is just to laugh. I also have really great friends who are worth their weight in gold...or tequila. Lastly, I have decided that life sometimes throws you curve balls, but at this point I could catch a flaming curve ball, standing on my head with my eyes closed, backwards.
Conclusion: As much as I wanna get on board and embrace the hippie lifestyle and make baby beds out of roll out couches while tye dying slip on couch covers and weaving hemp into reusable diaper covers..the answer is still no. Stability IS NOT overrated. Get a clue sir. Inappropriate.
PS-If you wanted to become a nomad and live life so "freely", you might want to make sure you don't have a child with someone who is not afraid to use the terms "I Will Cut You."
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