Yes, this shit is real. This was a comment made by a friends relative on facebook. Back story. Wait for it, wait for it...... Basically, her relative in a nutshell is running out of unemployment time and now has to go out and search for a job. Lets keep in mind that I write about things that I perceive to be funny. Fact...I am surrounded by a group of awesome folks who constantly keep me laughing. I can turn almost any situation into a WTF moment. It's a gift. At least that's how I view it. Please do not think I am passing judgement. I understand the need for unemployment and how so many Americans today do not have a job. Men and women who are ready, willing and able desperately hoping for an opportunity to go back to work. I get that, I really do. However, I'm not exactly sure that the person in question falls into that category. Either way...no if ands or buts about it, this was the most hilarious thing I have heard all week. I was consumed with breathtaking laughter for quite some time. We both were . On a side note...I'm a big believer in "earning" your living. In my opinion, work is good for the soul. I always say that if I won the lottery I would donate most of it. Ok..that's just a theory. That could always change. Here's just a short list of what I wouldn't purchase...
1. Gold toilets?
2. An excessive collection of some ridiculous looking figurines. In my head looks like Precious Moments...I don't know.
3. Obviously....no weird exotic type of animal...Especially if they fall into the big cat spectrum.
All of these things I have seen on the Lottery changed my life show. Unreal America. Starving children...No one needs gold toilets.
Conclusion: I AM IN NO POSITION TO JUDGE, but yes...This shit is real.
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