Crabby Monday rants that I'm not apologizing for:
1) On what planet is it okay as a property manager to hook up a hose post sod laying to a single mom's faucet and then leave a note stating that it needs to be watered (on my expense) pretty much for the next 24/7? Guess how long it took this girl to pull in the driveway and turn off the hose? 2.5 seconds. Result: My water bill will be paid for next month along with all of my neighbors. Seriously, does he think I'm an idiot?
2) Not apologizing for my sailor mouth. I always say PLEASE before I kindly tell someone to fu*^ off. See above :)
3) How is it my fault that your husband asked for my number at the grocery store? Please refrain from sending rude texts. This one I completely get and understand. However, I didn't make him pull out his phone and then proceed to peruse through his pictures and I would of remembered if he said...Um, I have a wife at home, is that cool? Lesson learned. Next time.
4) Needing a mommy time out. Love, love, love them but there is a reason why it takes two to make a child. The main reason being there is someone close by when one parent needs a time out moment.
5) Pity party's of all kinds...I can only handle so much. Sometimes one just needs to GET OFF ONE'S ASS and do what obviously needs to be done. Whatever it is, whatever the case. Just get it done.
6) Not settling for less than what I want for my own daughter...If you need a reference you can most likely refer to any part of my blog and there is a usually something regarding this. Not just for me..for women in general. Especially true however on crabby Mondays.
7) Being fantucking fabulous..Not apologizing for this. To clarify.
